My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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