I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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