hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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