I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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