she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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