The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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