It's just like the Real World with babies
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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