just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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