walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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