Can i not drive my cunt home
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
