Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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