her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
well you can't waste a boner
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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