it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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