did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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