Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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