How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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