so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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