Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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