doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
The power of my boobs compel you
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
