I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
These tits shall not be calmed
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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