i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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