that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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