is wine microwaveable?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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