But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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