her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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