I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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