This is not my ceiling
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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