none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I understand Curling. That high.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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