People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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