So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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