There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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