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Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
40s are totally the cure
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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