guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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