the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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