Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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