Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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