school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
