I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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