am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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