I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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