Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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