I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just blew my weed a kiss
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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