So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
How external is "for external use only"?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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