When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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