rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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