The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I need a beard to bite.
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