so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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