No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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