Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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