shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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