He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Let's get the cat blown out
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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