wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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